War Stories of a Veteran Nerfer

[Deaddumpster]

My friends and I have been nerfing for a few years now, and we have some pretty good stories and tactics that have happened throughout wars. Like the time we were fighting at my friend's house, which happened to be on a hill. That made the front yard two stories, but as you head to the backyard, the hill slants upwards until there is only about one story between you and the roof. Anyway, we split ourselves into teams and we got the backyard. My friend is an excellent sharpshooter (army cadet) so he sat himself on top of the shed which is equal in height to the roof and about ten feet away from the house itself. In the midst of the battle, I sneaked onto the shed and noticed a thick wooden fence leading to the roof. Carefully, I balanced across the fence and on to the roof. I made my way to the very top and stood above the other team, who still didn't notice me. By the time two of them dropped they were too confused to realize that the shots had come from above! I'll post more after I hear a few of your own. Feel free to post some of your wackiest stories!

[General Cole]

I was playing indoor with my modded DS (70 feet) and I had 3 guys holled up in a small roomIO was behind some cover, so what I did was set my DS on the couch back so they would think I was there.  Then I went outside, pried up the window in the bathroom and jumped in very ninja like.  Then I opened the door, unloaded my RF20, and threw an XL barricade buster (about 35 darts).  It got all but one of them 1 hit kill, he was in the back, so I rolled, drew my NF and shot him in the bottom of the chin when I was below him.  That is what I call eating a clan.

[Deaddumpster]

Ate like a pizza! I remember this one time when my friend (who has pretty much never played Nerf before) and I were playing in my house. I was schooling him every round until he started to get used to the environment (it took him a surprising 3hrs) I hid behind a couch that seemed too close to the wall for anyone to hide behind. I knew he wouldn't know I was there because he wasn't the best strategist in the world. When he was about 10 feet away, I quickly but silently popped up from behind the couch and BAM! I don't know how, but in a split second he managed to pivot, dodging my dart as if he were in the Matrix, and shoot me square between the eyes with a single, completely un-aimed shot. Apparently what I taught him through the course of the day helped a lot. I later gave him a modded DS for his birthday, which he repeatedly shoots his brother with. I want to see stories from everyone! I will post another story later.

[General Cole]

You can't request anything.  Another time I was playing outside I was on a ladder, last guy left on my team.  I jumped off the ladder firing my MS and got one guy before I hit the trampoline, when I hit I rolled, shaking my MS.  My magazine fell off and I loaded another.  I jumped up when I was still on the trampoline and shot the guy reight next to me with one of my Mavs.  I jumped off the tramp and fired my last magazine, hitting another.  I threw my MS (softly) and drew my DTG.  He came around the corner fired one, I dodged and fired 5 rounds in quick succession.  He dodged and fired another Big Salvo, it was shotgunned, but I dropped and fired again.  When I tried to roll he shot me in the chest because he fired in front of me.

[Deaddumpster]

Nice... That same friend was playing with me not too long ago and he used an old (though rather large) pistol. After a few rounds killing each other I decided to look up that same handgun. It was an Electric Eel, which I knew wasn't very good, but a rare find nowadays!

[General Cole]

EE can be awsome, don't diss the EE!

[sourskittles772]

One of my memories was at dcno. I didnt know which gun to use. I ended up just using a modded nightfinder. Doing pretty good getting some hits. And then I guy named shorty rushed me with his modded rf20. Dodged all the bullets while he was running down the hill. I slide down and shot him while sliding.

[Deaddumpster]

Yeah, my friend has no darts, so I'm going to make him some stefans for the EE and maybe he'll get more batteries so it looks cooler when he shoots

[sourskittles772]

Batteries hah

[Deaddumpster]

Well, I guess the Firefly's little half step-cousin (2 times removed) deserves what it takes, batteries of a certain size and power!

[General Cole]

The EE is much better minimized. Try it.

[Deaddumpster]

Well, it's his so I'll have to get his permission to do anything to it.

[General Cole]

Yeah, thats always good.

[Deaddumpster]

It won't be easy, he now knows it's like an antique in NERF. If I mess up when I'm doing work he'll probably kill me.

[General Cole]

Just take your time and measure right.