The Best Forum Game You'll Ever Play (Currently being devoured by General Cole)

[Deaddumpster]

*Lives in Canada, could always use mittens for when it gets cold out*

*Zaps next poster with Nintendo Zapper (Hint, Hint)*

[aamiller123]

 *Reminds Deaddumpster that Wii Zapper only works on Wii's.*

 *Drills anothe hole to HELL just big enough for the next poster to fall into.*

[Deaddumpster]

*No, not Wii zapper, the original NES zapper, which kills with awesomeness*

*Thanks for making another hole to my beloved home*

*Throws ceramic tiles at next poster*

[Duck_slayer]

Shoots them with modded 4b

throws RPG at next poster (btw, not rocket propelled grenade but really p****d garfield[my friends cat])

[aamiller123]

 *Scares cat away with a picture of 'yo mamma*

 *Blasts the next two posters with my SF (pwned!)*

 And Deaddumpster are you saying you modded a Nintendo zapper to shoot nerf darts?

[Deaddumpster]

Well, I'm working on it.

*Looks at the mark the SF gave me. Nothing much compared to how much Doomsayer hurt*

*Send Anton Girdeux to destroy next poster. If you don't know who that is, type him into Wikipedia and search through the Syphon Filter characters*

[aamiller123]

 *Shows Anton the end of (is it game one or two? Maybe 3?) the game where he dies. He runs.*

 *Forces the next poster into a straightjacket then into a room where spongebob is playing on a HUGE screen TV.*

BTW DD that sounds kool.

[Duck_slayer]

Busts out tv screen with head and eats way out of straight jacket*

Sends next person an envelope filled with black mambas that are flame proof, bullet proof, smash proof, dart proof, bomb proof, pretty much invincible...*

[aamiller123]

 *Stamps "RETURN TO SENDER" on envelope(good one 'eh?)*

 *Sends lawsuits to next poster for posting after me*

[Megamannt92]

*defends using lawyer cannons*

*Sends a Wolverine to rip next poster to shreds*

[aamiller123]

 *Puts a bunch of nice juicy steaks down one of the holes I dug to HELL to distract wolverine.*

 *Plants explosives on next posters arsenal*

BTW Mega I said law SUITS emphasis on suits. Like suits made of law. Get it?

[BIGjuevos]

*Gets John McClain from Die Hard to dismantle the explosives with a toothpick and McGyver's Hairgel and throws the bomb in the Hudson Bay.*

*Throws an angry porcupine with needles made out of cubic zirconium at the next poster.*

[aamiller123]

 *Uses porcupine's quills as a telescope then throws it in a convieniently sized oven*

 *Force feeds burnt porcupine to next poster*

[BIGjuevos]

*sells properly cooked and great tasting porcupine to underplrivileged children in western montana*

*Pays random village idiot to run at the next poster*

[Deaddumpster]

*Why send me to run at me?*

*Fills up next poster's house with fuzzy wittle kittens (that I WUBS)*